Girl, you need to calm down
The truth about lying is that no one will know.

Get used to it
 
 
 

But it was funny, because he was talking about, “Man, I’m like putting on this weight, and I’m retaining all this water,” and I’m like, “You’re such a girl, dude.” And then he does that and his pants rip, and I just couldn’t hold it in, it was hilarious. What an idiot.

(Source: itsfuuh)

 
 
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